I got my first glance at Michelle during my embarrassingly long obsession with the movie Blue Crush. Her character was the sweet-talking, tough love type with an amazing body, so it was hard to not at the very least hope the woman was a lesbian.
My dreams, of course, have since been crushed after finding out that she is not gay. Or so she says.
If you, “Michelle Rodriguez gay” is the second thing that pops up, with the first being just her name. (For the record, the fourth is “Michelle Rodriguez feet” but I will let you explore on your own.)
Anyway, I’m not here to dispute her . If she says she’s not gay, she’s.
After Curve magazine put her on their cover, Rodriguez said, “Whatever, I’m not insulted, I have a big lesbian following, and for whatever reasons they show me love.”
Michelle. Sweetie. I don’t know why you resist the lesbians so much. We love you. Well we loved you, that is. I was even willing to look past the DUIs and jail time you have racked up until you started to take it upon yourself to shout about how “not gay” you are at every possible moment. You claim you can’t get away with being gay because you don’t have enough exposure like Ellen DeGeneres.
Fine, so you aren’t gay. I don’t think you to prove yourself gay or straight to anyone, but I do have just two pointers to steer you in a straighter line.
One way to get yourself out of this lesbian rut is to quit being on the covers of lesbian magazines like Curve and G3.



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